Crap I Like

I like judging books by their cover. Check out these awesome looking books we got at Barnes and Noble Booksellers. I don't know about you, but just looking at the sweet binding and gold leafing of the book called "the Iliad and the Odyssey," by some dude named Homer, I can tell that it is probably going to be pretty good. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knows how to write a compilation book that looks awesome. -This means that it is likely to be good. If anyone has heard of Charles Dickens, you probably know that he writes good looking books. I wonder what they are about? Stained glass windows or some crap like that? Maybe, but it sure looks like it will be an attractive and decorative book to read.